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Don't Cry for me Argentina
After a particualrly shite day once again, I have jack shit to write about, so here's something I found surfing the net.
Finally, I do believe that the front page is now boring, now that Carmen Electra has been removed from it, I hope to change that now.
Isn't she lovely?
I think so....
C'yall l8r
Rhys
30 Questions Ask Jeeves donesn't know the answer to...
01 What's the point?
02 Where does the time go?
03 Could you lay out my morning suit and tell my aunts Betty and Jemimah that I will join them in the drawing room?
04 Are you going out dressed like that?
05 Whatever happened to the Likely Lads?
06 Know what I mean?
07 What number am I thinking of?
08 Are we there yet?
09 You gotta smoke lach?
10 Where did I leave my car keys?
11 Isn't she lovely?
12 Does my bum look big in this?
13 WTF?
14 What is the melting point of people?
15 You wanna piece of me?
16 Can you tell what it is yet?
17 Wazzzzzzzzzzzzuppppppppppppppppppppp?
18 Why do birds...suddenly appear...everytime... you are near?
19 You startin'?
20 What's the meaning of life?
21 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
22 Whatever happened to white dog turds?
23 I'm in the bath - can you get the door for me?
24 Are we there yet?
25 What are you like?
26 Who ate all the pies?
27 How can you sleep at night?
28 Whatchoo talkin'bout Jeeves?
29 Is there chicken in chickpeas?
30 You wouldn't would you? 
Okay, I've run out of things to say, except for COME ON THE ENGLISH! Yes I've changed my loyalties, and positively screamed when the dirty Argentine poofs were eliminated from the world cup. IMOHO the world cup is better off without them, as they were arrogent, and they ended up losing. Big ups to the Swedes for eliminating them from the competition now Ljungberg may grace the World Cup. Should be interesting to see what happens now, as the two pre tourney favourites are out. Should now be Brazil, Italy or the Spanish who should take it. But this is the year of the underdog, and I wouldn't be suprised if one of the hosts, England, Portugese or even the Mexicans take it.
By the way a good site to go to for some World Cup action is http://www.francesworldcupgoals2002.com :)
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Au Revoir Le Bleu
Rhys
Well, as I might of hinted over the last week, today was the day that ol' Queenie came to town. I've hinted that I might of seen her in Eirias Park. However, I didn't. Instead we saw the Royal Train in the most Unroyal Mochdre. The reasons for this are the following:-
So, we waited, and waited, and waited for the train to speed past us, each minute going by listing all the things The Queen have to give us for our "support". By about the time the list got to "Gibraltar", it came. The Royal Train rushed under the Royal Bridge releasing Royal Smoke into the Royal Atmosphere, giving us Royal Lung Cancer and Royal Pneumonia. Oh well, ce la vie.
In other news, GO ON THE IRISH! Ireland recorded the biggest win in their history, qualifying for the illustrious knockout stage of the world cup. (Don't laugh at me building it up, France didn't get there!). I love the irish squad, and it was nice that Breen, who is currently on Free Transfer, did his prospects the world of good by scoring. It would of been nice if Germany went out, but beggers cannot be choosers can they?
Ever Get the feeling of Deja Vu?
Hiya, today has probably been one of the most boring days of the year so far. Nothing ever happened, just stayed in all day (bar a short walk at lunch) and revised, that was it. Imagine what'd it be like AFTER my exams, utter torture.
Anyway on the bright side I did do a lot of constructive work.
Onto tomorrow, and as I've already mentioned I'm going to see the Queen in town, so that should be unique, no doubt about that, although spending quarter of a million ish on one person coming, instead in the much needed, deprived areas of the town, is a little depressing.
Rhys
Also, I was watching daytime TV today, and it's an absolute joke! This morning is the most boring program ever, and rivals Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows as the worst piece of recorded footage ever. They talk about utter crap! No doubt about it. So I thought I'd
rekindle my youth and switch over to the new CBBC channel, after all, I have been impressed with some programs (Yvon of the Yukon is so the funniest cartoon in a long time), no such luck. The presenters are very one dimensional, and what about co-presenters!?!? The best ever had to be either Edd The Duck or Otis the Aardvark. Now guess what's on? Glenda the
Blender!!!! Jeez, I've heard about "Bringing the Kitchen Out of The Kitchen", but Glenda The
Blender? What's next, Edwin The Bread bin? It suprises me a lot the intelligence
of some of the people at the beeb.
Anyway, keep it real, and I'll see you all tomorrow
So very, very tired.....
Heya people, today and late yesterday I went for a "Sleep Over" at
Balti's house (although I didn't sleep at all) to watch the boxing (go on
Lewis). Only problem: why do you have to pay for it so late in the evening? I
cannot understand it. People are buying it though, and some people must fall
asleep during the 10 hour build up, as I so nearly did. But I didn't, I kept
awake. After watching it I must admit that I am not a big fan of boxing. Boxing
is a violent sport, and I really don't like it. I am happy that Lennox won, but
give me my yes "fake" but hell of a lot more exciting WWE Wrestling.
If you smell what I'm cooking.
Balti's house was fun last night, upto a point, whereby I nearly collapsed. But
apart from that fun. It was also very wierd staying up until 5am in the morning,
and see the sun rise.
Right, before I catch some Z's, I'll explain some of the highlights I'll have
this week.
Tuesday,
June 11th
The Queen's coming to town! Although I'm not a huge royalist by any stretch of
the imagination, I will take time out of my revision schedule to see our
illustrious leader "In The Flesh™". Me, Tom and a few others had a
major discussion a few months ago about how much it would be worth to catch Her
Royal Highness out with the
classics "Schoolboy Error" or "Hello Sailor". I hope someone
has the bollocks to do so, because that would be hilarious.
Friday, June 14th
My major exams begin!!! AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!! Maths P3, followed by 2
General Studies Papers. Like hell am I going to do well in GS. Anyway, by the
end of the quarter finals of the World Cup MY EXAMS WILL BE OVER! I look at it
like that...
In any rate, c'yall soon.
Rhys
Half Day Report
Hello again kids. Just a quick update speaking about things that I'd like to
get off my chest.
Firstly, I doubt very much some individuals on the internet even have a brain.
This is a message I just recieved from some guy, unprovoked I may add.
your_soulmate007: hgi
rhyswynne: hi
your_soulmate007: asl
rhyswynne: 18/m/uk, u?
your_soulmate007: fuck off from here
rhyswynne: huh?
So there you have it, the average mental age of some of the people on the
internet is appoximately 5. And people wonder why the internet has a bad
reputation?
Oh Well
Back to reality I go.
Rhys
Okay, I'd admit it, it WAS a good game. 17 I act
like I'm 17.
Now,
as if you didn't hear it enough today, England beat the Argies 1-0, and I have
serious egg on my face. You see, I am not a big England fan....in fact, I'm not
an England fan at all! That's why I picked the Argies. However, after the first
10 minutes, I DID consider switching loyalties, and ended up rooting for
England. Why? For the good of the game. This rivalry wasn't like with Germany,
who 9 times out of 10 outclass England, the 'tinians were dirty. Dirty as used
dishwater. Whereas England played like professionals. However, those who think
my loyalties have completely changed. Think again. I still want the English to
go out, however, not as much as Argentina. COME ON WALES!
Anyway, onto other matters.
Today, I went to Rhyl (laughs). Rhyl has it's good bits, and it's terrible bits.
Anyway one of it's best bits is the arcades there are like no other. Yes you get
the usual "Gotta Smoke loch" scallies, who are the scum of the earth,
but they do keep their distance. (I can say that because doubt any scallies
could even use a calculator, let alone a computer). However, there are some nice
people there (all the people who I were on work experience with were very
friendly), and as previously mentioned I went into the arcades. One game I used
to play a lot was Dancing Stage, but ever since I got my guitar, I've really
stopped playing it. Today, in Rhyl, it showed. I wasn't terrible (I completed
the game on standard), but I really didn't get good scores.
I'm going have to get back into shape.
I've just taken a test to see how I act, below are the results
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- No, really.... Take it here.
Finally,
you may notice to the left of this paragraph, is a picture of me!!! Yes, I've
decided to throw caution to the wind and put up a (not very flattering) picture.
Also, the days have begun, only 14 days until the majority (bar PH6 Physics) of
my exams are OVER! DONE! FINIT! And, to be perfectly honest, I cannot wait.
Speak to you all soon....
Rhys
A Long Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far away.....
I've just seen the new Star Wars flick! As this is my first ever Star Wars film
I've ever seen, I was a little apprehensive. However, it's the sort of film I
love, loads of guns, loads of sci fi stuff, and not too much soppy stuff. It was
a ball, except for the following reasons.
My
brother, who has seen the other films, pointed out all the bits that I
*might* of missed. Now, this is understandable, but he takes ages to explain
everything.
But overall, a good flick.
After the film, me and my two brothers went to Maccy D's. We thought it would be
a chance to catch up with some news, as friends work there. However, I noticed
that Fletch was working in the kitchen! Thankfully, no saliva from his mouth
went into my burger! (Only joking Fletch!)
Finally, you know a few days ago I was excited that I bought Tobal #1? Well
guess what? It don't work. I'll be ringing Game tomorrow, as the chances of
getting over to Chester anytime soon are next to nothing.
May the Force Be With You
Master Wynrh Spesta
Half Day Report
Hiya everybody! This is only a small update. In little over an hour I will be
taking my seat to watch Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones (therefore
losing my title of the biggest Star Wars never to see the actual movie), and I
am dead excited, I've been jumping around the house making "zzzoooooommm"
noises, while wielding my imaginary lightsabre.
This morning, I had a quick flick through some teenie girly magazine at the
hairdresser (don't ask, I was bored), and I must say, the quality of the
material inside is quite shocking, and not what I expected. There was an article
about....ahem.....'Pleasure Aids for Women', thousands of pin-ups of men (which
I did suspect) and the letters page was full of teenage girls problems, many of
which I daren't repeat.
The pierce da resistance however, was the article entitled 'I killed my
boyfriend!', which was very depressing. I don't know if it was a story or real
life, but it's not the sort of stuff I'd like to read.
Compare
that with the men's magazines available. Each one of them is a good laugh.
Although you DO get pictures of Carmen Electra on pages (which is not a bad
thing, she is without a shadow of a doubt the nicest looking girl in the world),
the articles are good read. Now, I would say that being a bloke, but they are.
The articles are about important stuff, for example the one I just read was
about Dido (the second most attractive girl in the world in my opinion) and it
wasn't smutty, or raunchy, it was just all about concerts she does and funny
stories. Also, the jokes are funny, the football stuff is brilliant, and you get
USEFUL free gifts. Not a brush (although people might argue I need one), not a
'mirror', things like '100 most useless facts ever', bags of pork scratchings,
and other crap. Stuff you want from a magazine, that's fun.
However, I do say that I am biased, and to be honest I don't read either much,
but I can't think of anybody who'd like to read about other peoples warts in
Teenie mags.
Anyway I'll be back later on to talk about the movie, and anything else I find
useful.
Until Later
Rhys
5th June 2002
Little Help Please?
Now,
you may or may not know, but I make computer games for the PC as a hobby. The
most recent being "The Square Game", released a few weeks back. Now,
this game has been a bit of a success in some circles, both critically
and publically acclaimed. Another one of my hobbies is "Egosurfing",
which is the process of entering your name or companies or products that you
have made or ran, and see the results. Anyway one site had my game listed on it,
http://www.dtf.ru and it
gave it a little write up. However, the write up is in Russian! So, if anybody's
bilingual (none of the online translators do russian), or knows of a translation
from russian to english, please help! Cheers.
Today, I went to the lovely city of Chester, now Chester has a rich history, but
I just went to shop. Today I bought:-
I also got my first taste of the Gamecube today, (twice!). They had it in 2
different shops, one had Super Smash Brothers, the other Luigi Mansion. I must
say that I was notably impressed. The Mushroom Kingdom looked exactly as it
should be, and this could be good. HOWEVER due to the size of the disc, I
do believe that the PS2 will kick it's rear end.
After watching the Japan v Belgium game in the World Cup, I noticed something.
Does anybody else agree that the Japanese Player Tsuneyasu
Miyamoto looks a hell of a lot like The
Hurricane?
Maybe it's just me.
Finally
for today, I've also listened to Eminem's new album, and I must say, I am
mightily impressed! Not a huge Eminem fan, I like a bit of his stuff, but I just
might get it. Also, I've decided I like Faithless' "One Step Too Far".
Damn, I'm going senile in my old age!
Sorry today's entry has been a little boring (aren't they all?) but I really
didn't have a spectacular day today.
Keep The Faith
Rhys
4th June 2002
A little later on!
Okay, I have decided, I'm going to write crap of what I'm thinking at the moment. Basically people HAVE been reading this and like to know a little more about me. Well, here goes.
Actually, thinking about it, did Zelda and Link ever marry?
I sincrely hope not.....
Well there it is, all about me. However, not being one to shut up, I've just this second completed a "Which Video Games Character are you?" test. Results are below.
I am Link.
Versatile and well-meaning, I'm simply striving for a better lifestyle. I find that people really look up to me. Even tall people. Not to brag, but the opposite sex would surely place me on their "most eligible" list, and I'd be more than happy to oblige. I often find that in a crowd I typically emerge as the leader, something which doesn't always come naturally to me. What Video Game Character Are You?
Well there you have it, I'm some bleeding elf, and Nigel is nowhere to be seen. Well, things could be better, I could be the asteroid ship off asteroids, or maybe Rayman. Also the line "I find that people really look up to me. Even tall people. Not to brag, but the opposite sex would surely place me on their "most eligible" list, and I'd be more than happy to oblige" appeals to me, so it isn't all bad... ACTUALLY NO! I'm still pissed off. I am a thick bleeding elf who gallivants around castle's looking for Zelda, who, is NOTHING to write home about, she's ugly, ears to rival Gary Lineker's, and worse of all, she keeps getting into trouble! She is a dangerous woman, and I am apparently going to marry her in the future.
Rhys
4th June 2002
God Save the Queen...and her fascist
regime....
No, don't worry, I haven't gone all anarchistic, that's a
quote from the Sex Pistols song "God Save The Queen". Yesterday, as you may or
may not of known, was the Jubilee. Now, it doesn't mean much to me, as I'd
prefer the world cup, but it did to a lot of people. However, as it doesn't to
me, I won't speak about it.
Today, we went to Conwy, it is a nice walled
town with a lot of heritage. However, as it's a town, we just went to play
tennis. Which was nice upto a point whereby I realised I'm pretty crap at the
game. I really haven't done anything else today so that's all I can talk about.
Keep it Real
Rhys
3rd June
Never Had a chance anyway.
Sorry (if there
IS anybody reading this), for not updating it over the weekend, just that
Saturday was hectic, and really couldn't be arsed updating it yesterday.
Nevertheless, this will be my weekend update.
Saturday, June 1st
White Rabbits! In under two
weeks time, my exams will begin for real. Mathematics P3 and a couple of General
Studies papers will be the storm before the even bigger storm, so any form of
luck/revision papers/crippling injury will be beneficial to me. In any rate off
to Liverpool (hopefully) should I pass.
Today was work day. 1-6 six, or
a Chris pointed out "The BS Shift" (or summit like that, I was tired), relating
to a person at his work place getting that shift. However, for someone who
quivers at the sound of work, it's tough, but not rocket science.
Speaking of Chris, there was a barbecue around at his house, which was a
beer and footie fest. I was offered an sidekick from john, took one sip (yes, I
am like that), then pleasantly declined, at which point Clare quickly
downed my orange sidekick.
Probably the worst moment was later on that
night, whereby the sun went in, and we watched TV. Of course, could we decide on
what to watch? Could we thump!
Here was what was decided
In any rate, we decided to watch Fight Club, which is one
hell of a movie...if you understand it.
Needless to say. I didn't.
Sunday, June 2nd
Oh deary deary me. I'm pretty sure the
country was in turmoil yesterday, well, if England was, then so was Wales,
Scotland and the Northern Irish, oh well, that's the BBC for you.
The
worlds most overrated team drew to Sweden. Which was a good result. However,
just so happens that this ISN'T good enough for England, who MUST win every
single game, and immediately come down on the players. Listen, to ALL the
England fans reading this, please read the next line very, very carefully.
SIDE!
Now, I know I'll probably get some
backlash for saying this, but I really don't care. I'll probably get comments
along the lines of this.
And all I can say is this.
Beckham, Scholes
and Hargreaves in midfield, and Vassell and Owen, two players both under 6', up
front?"
I think that
settles the argument.
Back To Today
I'll probably update it
again either today or tomorrow, with what's happening today. In any rate c'ya
soon.
Rock + Roll, live the dream.
Rhys
